chrispine-trees:

Have you ever thought about how insanely creepy it is we say the pledge of allegiance every morning at an education center. Like we all chant in unison, promising to be faithful to a country that’s falling apart at school


capitolcouture:

The Mockingjay Lives! Watch the EXCLUSIVE #OurLeaderTheMockingjay Teaser Trailer now!

sebastianstanbear:

Do you feel like at this point Steve, Cap, is like, does he feel more acclimated to this world yet? Or does he still feel more isolated? [x]

(Source: enatation)

sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls


thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

auto-destructeur:

i wish i was skinny enough to wear leather jackets and short jean shorts and short skirts with ripped leggings and boots and look sexy as hell and then come home and drink hot chocolate while wearing an oversized sweater and cute fuzzy socks without feeling like fucking shrek okay


doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created



“If you are going to do something that you have to lie about, don’t do it, it’s very simple. I have too much anxiety to sneak or to cheat or to lie.”
If you are going to do something that you have to lie about, don’t do it, it’s very simple. I have too much anxiety to sneak or to cheat or to lie.
In the beginning, you know, i was more of a realist, so if i hear a noise i’m gonna assume it’s a window and not a ghost…So now being on the show for ten years, it better not be a ghost because i’m gonna kill it.
- Jensen on his belief in the paranormal (via heyheyassbutt)

minut3-0f-decay:

no but watch this


thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again