drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(Source: neptunain)


sigurrossgeller:

This is so surreal it’s like an Onion article but real

sigurrossgeller:

This is so surreal it’s like an Onion article but real

(Source: memewhore)

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 


cupcakesandtv:

Johansson was so determined to avoid looking like a movie star pretending to be a zookeeper running on empty and fueled only by her devotion to her motley assortment of big cats, zebras, and kangaroos that she refused to wear makeup for the film. A big deal for a female movie star, but it works, helping to anchor her performance in the details of actual manual labor—shoveling shit, feeding slabs of red meat to the lion and tigers—that we don’t see much of in American movies. (x)

#i’m sorry what? #that’s what your face looks like without any makeup? #well fuck me#i’m done #i give up

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

(Source: priceofliberty)

sh4dows:

some authors could really use a “plot twist limit” or a “you’ve killed too many characters already” notification you know


georgesus:

"We couldn’t be happier"

The Cambridges [2013-2014]

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.


Top 20 Characters (as voted by my followers) → #12 (2/2): Tony Stark

"Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."